Hello my friends! Thank you for checking out my web page. Thanks for coming out to my shows too! I love meeting you guys after the shows and chugging down a couple of beers. I can't believe football season is finally here. my wife told me that if I missed watching football so much I should sit down and watch our wedding video. She said it's the same thing. A bunch of fat guys that don't fit in their pants, fumbling their balls, trying to score. It's not the same! My friends are drunk in the video.... and when they tackle each other they aren't wearing pads! I have been having a great time at comedy clubs all over the country this summer and am starting back up the Larry the Cable Guy Tour. They named it after him because I let him go up after me. ( He gets nervous and pees a lot so I go up and give the people a taste of what they came for, and then bring him up after he's not scared anymore) I'm a giver. Sometimes I don't even put my name in lights out infront of the venues. It makes him feel good. I guess it was the way I was raised. I lived in a shed in our backyard and spent my first 7 years digging and sliding my ass across the ground. Who am I kidding... I still do. I love it! I had to get stitches when I was a kid and my parents put an actual sattelite dish around my neck to keep me from chewing on them. Plus, if I ran back and forth in the backyard with that thing ,we could pick up channels that showed co-ed naked wrestling! For vacation my parents would let me stay with my grandma. For 3 months at a time! Which sounds awesome! But my grandma lived in our basement! Anyway, my five year old son told me to tell you this joke. "What do you get when you cross a booger with a stinker?.......poop Hey, he stole that from me! Hack! Oh great, now my two year old wants to tell one too....She said, knock knock...who's there? dia...dia who? Diareah on your shoe. That's mine too! You two stay out of my notebooks! Thanks again for everything and drop me line and say hi! Your friend, Reno

 

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